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boys-best: (со страницы wetwednesday)
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theshortgayjew: Me inviting my straight guy friend over and...
Me inviting my straight guy friend over and trying not to be too obvious I wanna fuck.
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ierohero: memeufacturing: memeufacturing: memeufacturing: memeufacturing: memeufacturing: memeu...
if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them
teenagers: we are going to punch you
me *pulling out spoon*: have you lot ever been Uncle Jimmiedteenagers: we are going to kick you
me *pulling out an electric toothbrush*: have you all ever experienced a Norwegian Christmas…teenagers: we are going to unlawfully take your money
me *taking car keys out of my pocket*: say, have any of you ever had a Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch…….teenagers: we are going to call you mean names
me *taking Costco brand pair of socks out of my purse*: it’s been a while since i gave someone a Tropic Of Capricorn………….teenagers: we’re violent just for the fun of it !
me *microwaving a hard-boiled egg*: you’re all about to get a Matthew Broderick Jr.teenagers: we are going to spread rumors about you
me *getting out my tube of rash cream*: don’t force me to give you a Chinese Whistling Gardenteenagers: we are about to physically assault you
me *pulling out cantaloupe*: seems like you rapscallions have never heard of the Screaming Astronautteenagers: we are going to commit felonies
me *pulling out handfuls of spaghetti*: I’m sorry you all have to experience the Kansas Turnpike …teenagers: i am preparing to steal an automotive vehicle
me *taking out a roll of dental floss*: keep this sort of behavior up and you’re going to get the Rick Astley’s Crochetteenagers: i plan to do acts of physical hooliganism!
me *takes a Bop It out of my pocket*: I don’t normally do this but I’ll enjoy giving you a North Carolina Senator G.K. Butterfieldif theres a day i dont reblog this assume i died
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andrewgylb: Hey, an arched back is important 😜
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andrewgylb: “Sleeping” 😘
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andrewgylb: Just a slutty boy in need of some attention…
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andrewgylb: Ready and patiently waiting in Daddy’s preferred...
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drk71knightz: andrewgylb: Just a slutty boy in need of some...
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andrewgylb: nwh8ty: castrokinky: Restrained and ready for...
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gaboysoldier: andrewgylb: Oops! I swear i didn’t mean to put...
Oops! I swear i didn’t mean to put the mirror there!
My jaw dropped and dick lifted
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lovecrazycollectorsheep: 4-theloveofass: andrewgylb: Two...
Two sides of the coin 😈
Choices! Fat boi ass or big dick! I tke the fat boi ass
ANDREW I’LL TAKE TAILS .. BECAUSE I LOVE THAT SWEET LITTLE ASS OF YOURS.
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andrewgylb: Ready to serve in the regular uniform 😈
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midwestcumwhore: andrewgylb: Sometimes you just need a little...
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andrewgylb: sadosam: A BOY IN NEED OF DOMINANCE - Get an...
A BOY IN NEED OF DOMINANCE - Get an inside into @andrewgylb‘s FETISH LIFE on www.sadOsam.com - your GAY FETISH MAGAZINE
If you haven’t read it yet, go check out the little article SadOsam did on me :D
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The best way for someone to get me into bed would prolly be like saying hey let’s watch a movie in bed cuz I like watching one while layin down
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trans-mom: Trans girl life
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the-excorcist: true ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ
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